Oh my eyes! *shudder*

1970s mens jumpsuit

Because one is enough*, when it’s you. Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax.  Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got… you’re a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind.. she’ll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip in 50% polyester/50% cotton. Long sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you man enough to fill it?

*I’d say so, I’d even say that one of these jumpsuits is a bit too much…

I just don’t know where to start with this advert, apologies if you were eating when you started reading this post! Not only does it use words which should simply never be put together (‘ultimate fashion climax’ anyone?) but they start a sentence with the word And. And we all know that’s just wrong.

Happy Friday everyone!

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  • http://wallofretro.wordpress.com BelRedRoad

    Sweet jumpsuit. Made for the Electric Light Orchestra in all of us :)

    • vilvintage

      I think you should get yourself one. And then post the photos here so we can all admire :)

      • http://wallofretro.wordpress.com BelRedRoad

        LOL

  • http://larelle.wordpress.com/ Larelle

    Fisrt off – he’s one BRAVE guy! Secondly – the 70s REALLY was the decade fashion forgot sometimes (I lived through them, sadly – and I wore some shockers! But I was a kid then, so am excused). Thirdly – I hope he got “danger” money for wearing that. And lastly – men in jumpsuits? The idea that he has to unzip that whole thing just to pee is, frankly, stomach-churning! Not an outfit for the communal urinal, me thinks! Lol.

    • vilvintage

      Brave, or just supremely over-confident! Either way it’s definitely not a good look, I’d love to know how many of these outfits they sold!!!